An introduction to life as I know it...

I wouldn't say my life is terrible, because it's not. My life is interesting. Interesting in the way that whatever could go wrong, usually does. And it's hilarious when it does. I may not always find it hilarious, but other people seem to get a kick out of it.
So, I thought, why not document these happenings? Why not show whoever happens to stumble across this blog (however that may happen...) how I see my life? It's got to be entertaining for someone, and it's a good release for me.

And if you think I am exaggerating about this, I assure you I am not.
When I came home from England (my entire time there was a failure in itself, but that story is MUCH too long...), I was sick, feverish, and fainting. I could not keep anything down. My baggage was overweight, and I didn't have enough money to pay for it. I was so sick that I had to be escorted by the flight attendants to the gate where I needed to be, and my seat was between two big men. Yay me! My plane was delayed by 2 hours, and I had a comfortable sleep on my flip-down table...until the lady in front of me decided to lean her chair back, crushing me 20 minutes into my slumber. It was horrific. Many more terrible things happened to me, but it would take ages for me to even type. But at least I got home safe. At least my plane didn't crash in the Atlantic... right?

Anyways, this is the introductory entry. This is where I tell you that if you want to laugh at someone's life, it might as well be mine, I will update as much as possible, even if I only have one reader. Because this is for my benefit as well.
I hope I have more than just one reader though, I hope many people are intrigued by the Girl in the Purple Hat's life.
I'd like to think I would be, if I weren't me.