I will never understand the stupidity of the general public.

Seriously, customers are the bane of my existence.
Their stupidity, and sheer lack of respect for the people serving their food just astounds me.
I mean, HELLO, we are serving your food, you should be a little nicer. You never know WHAT we could be doing to it. Although I've never done anything to someone's food, I know of people who have, and I've always had the temptation. Don't push me over the edge, because one day, I might give into the temptation.

And when we say we can't give you something, it means we are not allowed, and we don't want to risk getting yelled at by giving it to you. The more you demand it, the more we don't want to give it to you anyway.

So, old lady, when I say I can't give you a tray for inventory reasons, I can't give you the freaking tray. Don't keep demanding it. Your friend has one because the meal she ordered belongs in that tray. Your hot dog belongs in the sleeve that I gave it to you in. Get over it, and appreciate what you're given. If you're worried about spilling on your pants, TAKE A FEW EXTRA NAPKINS, UNFOLD THEM, AND LAY THEM ACROSS YOUR LAP. You don't need to worry about appearances, because you'll be in a dark theatre, and people will be paying attention to the movie. Not you, and your hot dog.

This place is wearing me down, I swear.