Merry Christmas to all, and all that jazz.

So, I have currently not opened one present.
it's 10:30am.
And I don't care, haha.

It doesn't feel like Christmas, at all.
I think it's partly because there aren't 1000 family members crowding my shit, and I wasn't screamed at to wake up at 6:30 in the morning.

I have been having a crappy holiday week.

But a very goodlooking boy cheered me up yesterday.
I should have been less awkward, and more "o hay boi hurrs mah numba"
But come on... it's me. And I wouldn't do that in a million years.

But would we like to hear what happened?
Too bad, I'm telling the story anyways.


So I was all, makin' drinks, like I do... and this very nice looking guy comes up to the handoff plane, and asks if I can refill his water cup.
So I say "Of course I can, it's what I'm here for."
And he says "Oh, good! Because I am tres thirsty."
"Tres, huh?"
"Yes, it means 'very' in French."
"No way! You are so worldly"
"Yes way. And you are tres cute."
Me: *blush* "Well, I'm speechless."
"You're also tres awesome for working Christmas eve. And don't worry, you'll be out of here soon." *wink*

I melted, but kept my cool on the outside.

I'd like to say it was because I am always cute, but I'm pretty sure it's because I was wearing 'the dress.'
You see, this dress is magical, and flatters my body in every way possible.
And even though I was wearing a green apron, he could tell that I was hot stuff. ;-)
lol ya rite.
But srs. I am almost positive that dress is magical.

I wanted him to stay.
I have a feeling I am like a 9.8 on the desperate scale, LOLOL (I'm sure only a few people will get this joke, since it's more of an inside thing.)
It's harder to nab a boy when you don't have sex.

I don't actually need a guy. But the holidays make me feel realllllly lonely.
How sad.

I am currently waiting to leave to pick my brother up from the airport.
Don't tell him this, but I really miss him.
I haven't seen him in a very long time.
And even though he pretends not to care about me, I know he loves me, deep down.
I'm excited to see his girlfriend, too. She's amazingly nice, and everyone in my family loves her.
I hope he keeps this one.

I don't know if I have much more to write, but I'm sure I will in the future. So there will probably be another update today, or tomorrow.
Either full of angst about stupid family members, or joy at how much fun this Christmas has been.
WHAT SHALL IT BE!?